Well this is where you get to hear all about ME - The author of Super Ninja Monkeys.

.:General Statistics:.

Name: Heather
Nicks: Mai, Spiffy Mai, Spiffy, Haruka, Ruka-chan, Goddess of Spiffyness.
Birthday 09-06-1985
Age: 18
Where? Oklahoma
Gender: Femme
Astro Sign: Virgo
Chinese Zodiac: Ox
Personality: haha, are you sure you want to know? Okay then. I am one cold-hearted She-bitch. Atleast everyone else seems to think of me as an Ice Queen, and admittedly.. I love it. I've been on a quest to be a nicer person so I am trying. It is sometimes easy to piss me off and if you do in the wrong way then I will hand you your balls in a hand basket, I assure you. I'm an avid fan of castration as punishment for men [when I say "castration" I mean in the spiffy sense, where we whack it ALL off and leave you as a Eunuch.]That's just the bad side of me. The nicer side is more of a blonde-headed air-brain, even though I have brown hair. I can't remember pretty much anything when I'm sent to get something, to which I give the excuse of a brain tumor [no, I do not actually have a brain tumor!]
Interests: Anime, Manga, Art, 3D Animation, Video Games

.:Favorites:.

Movie: Lord of the Rings [Any of them.]
Band/Musician: Nirvana/Kurt Cobain
Music Genre: Various Rock
Artist: Yoshitaka Amano, Yuki Kaori, and Falcoon
Writer: Edgar Allen Poe/Laurell K. Hamilton
Book(s): The Anita Blake Series by LKH.
Game: Dead or Alive [Any of them] or CvS
Anime: Gundam SEED [For Now. It varies when ever I see new Anime.]
Manga: Mars
Characters: Mai Shiranui, Foamy, Ninja Turtles, Kira Aso [Mars], Rei Kashino [Mars], George [ParaKisu].